Hey. Hey you.
Do you remember me? The Clausen family dog, Stella? (Well, there's that other dog who claims that he's the
"original" Clausen family dog, but
whatever. I could eat that guy for lunch.)
I've been accused of being a lazy sack of potatoes -- mostly by people who don't have a clue. I'm actually peppy, spunky and downright ATHLETIC.
Anyone up for a game of baseball?


How about a light saber war?

Hula hooping?
What?
Am I doing this wrong?

I have some serious leaping skills, which are bound to help out with this jumprope...

Now that's a
workout. (Pant, pant.) Think I could get a gig as a personal trainer? I rock at circuit training.